March 2012
pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
complexpaper asked: CRAN BERRY TEA!!! what chu drinkan' ? I'ma all over dah place! I totes slapped dat ass
hitobooty asked: u seen vincent lately bro? he's hard to find when he floats around like a fart /snerk
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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today
mom: whats with the face?
me: what face?
mom: youre grinning like...
me:
mom:
me:
mom: ...you got some sex didnt you?
me: ADKJAHKSAJD
mom: was it good?
me: OH MY GOD